Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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