you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
