We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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