I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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