i jhust puked up my retainher.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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