every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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