I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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