so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
