So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
