a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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