It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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