I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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