I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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