So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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