Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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