drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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