If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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