thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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