I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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