READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish i was in the wii world.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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