I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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