i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
