We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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