This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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