sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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