I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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