I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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