worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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