I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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