I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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