Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
