Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
