We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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