What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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