We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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