There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
did i walk over a car last night?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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