Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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