I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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