Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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