god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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