Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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