She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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