We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
im on a boat
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