girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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