your parents love me but you hate me
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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