omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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