i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Randomize
