I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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