Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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