At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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