let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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