But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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