there's paper in my vomit.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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