Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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