you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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