Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He has the fingertips of a God
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